The Real Power of Beige is Me - Darkbrown

from Lounge Masterpisses by Fat Little Bastard presents Various Artists

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Co-starring Vince Trukkafukkaski from The Shlamozzlators, this band are staying true to their oath of releasing "hideous music to frighten farmyard animals with", with the occasional lovely tune thrown in (obviously Vince's influence).
Their lead singer, Marles Chansonovich (who was dropped on his head as a baby - on purpose) can only sing backwards, and only on Thursdays, and only when drunk, and only by candlelight, and only if he feels like it, and only if he's in a narcoleptic coma, and only if his mum says it's okay to. His tongue is too big for his head, which is made more obvious by the fact his head is too big for his body. His body is too big to be human, and at least four times he's been arrested for resembling a lost bear from the forest, rummaging through suburban garbage cans.
The band's drummer, Penis, has arthritis and has to keep his hands lifted at all times. He is the only drummer in the world to have his kit suspended above his head during gigs, and the only drummer in the world who uses his mouth to hold drumsticks to play with.
Aside from all that, this song rocks, very hard.

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from Lounge Masterpisses, released January 1, 2003

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